Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Procrastination Starts With "Pro"

My New Year's resolutions are as follows:

1. Write a draft of my novel that I would actually consider sending off to agents.
2. Maintain my brand new STARBUCKS GOLD CARD.

3. Get a job? (I'm obligated to put something on the list that'll fail, right?)
4. Keep up with new episodes of Psych. (Bring on the pineapples.)
5. Actually read all of the books on my bookshelf that I've been staring at the last few months/years.

6. Don't be awkward.

7. Don't be awkward.

8. Don't be awkward.

9. Write every day. (This counts, right? *shifts eyes warily*)

And finally...

10. Stalk J.K. Rowling. (And prove that we're distantly related.)


Happy New Year, everybody.